come-along-castiel:

Theres a drug raid in the house next door and the policemen who aren’t doing the raid are sitting on a trampoline.
Welcome to Australia

amoying:

it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus

whatacatchbillie:

[accidentally cares about bands more than education]

be-brave-larry:

sorryforpartybarackin:

i feel like everyone has at least one friend whose mom you like better than your actual friend

Stacy’s mom has got it going on